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So Divided We Stand, the aftermath of Messiah Complex, has begun and I feel a bit… conflicted. Actually, I’m feeling a bit negative about it, overall. The things I like are really not surprising or outstanding by any means, but the stuff I don’t like has me very annoyed.
Let’s just jump into this. I think The RJP is going to love this.
Uncanny X-Men 495 left me the most conflicted.
I’ve found that I only like Cyclops when he’s fighting against someone or something. Whenever he gets anything resembling a quiet moment, he turns into a whiny emo girl that makes poor relationship and life decisions and is one step away from cutting himself.
This issue opens with Scott being emo and Emma not knowing the concept of boundaries while hiding away in the Savage Land and making me want to burn shit. We then get a flashback sequence with Scott telling Tony Stark precisely what he can do with his registration act. This really makes me want to like Cyclops again, but it all just feels very forced and contrived after his backslide into emo lameness. Combine this with Stark saying the exact same line twice and this scene just falls flat.
It is good that they get it out in the open right away that Cyclops has no intention of keeping the X-Men disbanded. I would feel a bit insulted if they were still trying to push that idea. That one point aside, the entire “Scott and Emma on vacation” sequence seems like a total waste of space - mostly because I don’t really like either character.
As a contrast, I love the “Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Colossus on the Road” vignette, even though it doesn’t really serve any purpose at the moment. I’m highly amused by the idea of Logan hacking Kurt’s image thingamob as a prank. It’s nice to see those three longtime friends actually acting like friends.
Annd the issue closes with Angel stumbling upon some kind of weird hallucinogenic crap in Haight-Ashbury, which I guess will be the adventure of next issue.
This wasn’t a terrible issue, but it’s so totally and completely obvious that it’s just filler until the next big thing that I wonder if I should just save my money and check out for now.
I’m just going to go alphabetically here, so that would make Wolverine 62 next up.
Honestly, I kinda liked this issue. I know some people consider Wolverine a one-note-character, and he kinda is, but I LIKE that note. Any issue that consists of Wolverine hunting and killing is an issue that I enjoy.
And that is really all this issue is. Immediately after the end of Messiah Complex, Cyclops asks Wolverine to hunt down Mystique. Wolverine, of course, agrees. While remembering the first time he met Mystique, Wolverine tracks her around the world, finally tracking her down in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, he kills one of the villagers that Mystique is hiding with and the rest of the village decides to do something about it. I noticed that the woman he kills is white with blue eyes, obviously not of Afghani descent. I wonder if that will play into later issues.
In all, there’s not much to this issue, it seems to just be the set-up issue for the four-part “Get Mystique” arc, but like I said - killing is enough for me.
X-Factor 28 is probably the best of this bunch, due to both Peter David’s writing and the fact that things actually happened in this issue. Obviously, Rahne leaves the team and can’t tell anyone why, which inevitably causes some tension, but we all knew that was gonna happen. We also find out which of the ladies are pregnant, and apparently there are TWO pregnancies. Rictor and Jamie both have chips on their shoulders, so Rictor gets into a fight with some pimps and Jamie decides to take on some Purifiers. Oh, and Jamie DOES have the “M” tattoo… interesting.
Finally, we have X-Force 1. This also isn’t a bad issue, there’s just nothing that special or that I didn’t see coming. Cyclops asks Wolverine to continue X-Force, Wolverine refuses and says that they don’t need to ruin those kid’s lives, Cyclops tells him that they’ve all already signed up and will do it with or without Wolverine, Wolverine feels obligated to join to help the other people. I guess you could say that this is another case of Cyclops being the badass strategist that he apparently can be, since he manipulated Wolverine into not really having any choice but to lead X-Force, but I already knew that was going to happen, so… no real suspense or surprise there.
We see X-23 slipping back into her Weapon X days while investigating the breakout of the Purifier leader. I don’t think we’ve seen her say the words “What is my mission?” since the Weapon X days. Correct me if I’m wrong, people.
Other than the cliffhanger “possible death” of Rahne - and we all know better - and the return of Bastion, that’s about the highlight of the issue. All the other character moments felt either cliche or not really believable. I mean, are we really supposed to believe that Cyclops is hiding the existence of X-Force from his telepathic girlfriend who isn’t exactly known for respecting people’s boundaries? I sure as hell don’t believe it.
All in all, I feel a bit let down so far. It could just be the calm in between storms, so to speak, and I’m definitely hanging in there, but… these issues just felt a bit weak after Messiah Complex. I could have alot more to say, but I’m trying to start avoiding any major spoilers, especially considering the pregnancies in X-Factor. I definitely recommend picking that one up, it seems to be a good jumping on point, if nothing else.
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