A Public Service Announcement
Posted by: Dustin Christian // Category: Dark Horse, Marvel, TV
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Ladies, do not date Matt Murdock or Xander Harris. If you do, it is nearly inevitable that you will become a heroin-addicted porn actress, driven to alcoholism and commit suicide, driven crazy by psychodrugs, stabbed by some loon with a hate-on for your man then be resurrected and killed fifty more times before being replaced by a Skrull, become an incubator for a demonic entity that wants to devour the world, become all dark and goth and veiny and try to destroy the world, or be stabbed or chopped in half by a vampire.
It can’t end well, is what I’m saying.
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