For the Love of Reviews

Posted by: Dustin Christian  //  Category: DC, Marvel, Vertigo

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I’m still very far behind in my reading stack - almost a month behind in some spots - to the point that I’m seriously considering dropping a few titles and just picking up the trade so that I can keep up with some other titles.

I tell you this to explain why none of the titles in this post came out this week. In fact, I don’t think any of them even came out in the same week as another. I’m trying to do better, I swear.

On to the reviews! As always, there may be minor spoilers. If you have not read the issue and want to come into it without any foreknowledge of plot whatsoever, skip this until you’ve read the comic.

Crime Bible 2 Cover
First of all, 52 Aftermath – Crime Bible: 5 Lessons of Blood really needs to shorten their title. I’m already sick of typing it all out, I’m slightly offended as a consumer that they’re trying to manipulate me into buying this based on the 52 name, and I’m offended as a fan of Greg Rucka, The Question, and Renee Montoya that DC thinks they need to manipulate fans to sell this title. It’s a good book with a good main character and they should let it stand on its own merits. I’ve heard a rumor that this is not just called The Question because DC has reservations about having a homosexual main character in a series, and that just offends me as a human being.

Now that I’m done with my soapbox, the lesson of issue #2 is “Lust”. Renee tries to infiltrate a “convent” disguised as a Washington DC brothel and run by Crime Bible adherents. Apparently, the “nuns” try to recruit powerful DC figures into the Crime Bible faith through the lesson of lust. During her investigation, Renee is nearly seduced by one of the women of the cloth, so to speak.

I’m still a fairly big fan of this series, though I can certainly understand some criticisms of not really knowing where Rucka is going with this. This issue seems to help in that regard, several subtle clues given throughout the issue, and one statement made by the monk of stone at the end, make me think that they know exactly who Renee is and what she thinks she’s doing and reinforce my belief that Renee is unknowingly being taught each of the Five Lessons of Blood, in the hopes that she will become an adherent of the Crime Bible.

Rucka does mystery and subtle intrigue quite well, and he is an excellent fit for this book. I hope to see him write more Question stories in the future, even without an exclusive DC contract.

Uncanny X-Men 493
I moved Uncanny X-men #493 to the top of my stack to keep up to date with Messiah Complex (I got it this past Tuesday, I’m not sure why I didn’t wait until the next day and just get this week’s stuff too. That would have made too much sense, I suppose) and because I feel like I shafted y’all a bit in my recap earlier this week. Unfortunately – or fortunately, depending on your perspective – I’ve decide to still shaft y’all a bit; I’m not going to do a play-by-play, since I figure there may be some of y’all who are as far behind as I am and would like to read the issue first. I will still give you my impressions, though.

This… was not the strongest chapter of the event. It’s still better than the last New X-Men chapter, but it’s probably weaker than all the others. It just did not do much for me. The art was still gorgeous, there was nothing wrong with the writing per se, but… I don’t know, there wasn’t much to move the plot forward, other than the introduction of the X-Force, “we all gonna cutchoo” team.

I can understand Cyclops reasoning in going after Cable, to a point. I get that if you know nothing, it’s best to plan for the worst, but when has Cable ever played for the other team when it comes to the X-Men and what’s right? He’s not a traitor and I think sending a team to take the baby by any means necessary, including killing Cyclops’s son, is a bit rash. But then, as Cyclops said, these are desperate times and there may not be room for half-ass actions, so it does fit into the story, it just rubs me the wrong way a bit.

Of course, this issue could be absolute crap and I’d still be sticking around, and this issue was NOT crap. Second weakest chapter out of a bunch this strong is still pretty good.

Northlanders 1 Cover
I’ve been waiting for Northlanders for what feels like almost a year, so I was excited to see it finally came out. Now that I’ve read the first issue, I’m…intrigued.

I was a bit iffy on Davide Gianfelice’s art at first, it seemed a bit grainy, but the more I looked at it the more I liked it to the point that I now feel like it fits the feel of this book perfectly. Brian Wood’s writing is strong and – as far as I can tell – historically accurate regarding the Varangians and Norsemen of the era, with the exception of their mode of speech. I was definitely struck by the fact that the characters in this book are almost all unlikable people, but I doubt Vikings were very pleasant people.

It’s always hard to tell how much I’ll enjoy a book just from the first, setup issue, so I have no idea how long I’ll be sticking with this series, but I’m definitely interested enough to pick up issue 2.

Now, for the comic I was fairly certain I would hate, All Star Batman and Robin #8…
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My god, I actually loved this issue; it was easily my favorite of the bunch! The Joker was definitely my favorite character, especially with his opening monologue and musings on love (in his own special way) but even Bats was excellent in this issue! There was none of the “Goddamned Batman”, but more of a softening of his character, particularly towards Dick Grayson. There was none of the posturing and puffing of the chest, only some grudging affection towards Grayson and some musing on his assuming a father-figure role.

There were even some amusing moments when Batman’s talking to himself caused him to question his sanity and his disdain for the mental prowess of Green Lantern (who is a bit of a twit in the All Star universe.) We even got to see the debut of Robin’s costume, with a twist on the original origin.

This issue left me with an impression that Frank Miller is painting a picture of Batman slowly evolving from a violent, twisted vigilante, to a humanized crime-fighter who serves as a father figure to a young man who has been through similar circumstances as him, which makes me accept the “Goddamned Batman” as an understandable starting point.

I just might have to reevaluate my opinion of Frank Miller as long past his prime, he could be doing something very excellent with this book. Now if it only came out on time….

Also, I’ve been thinking that my reviews are a bit too much of a lovefest, I only review what I like. I’ve been considering the stuff I haven’t liked as not even worth mentioning, but I’ll try to start posting a bit about those comics and why I don’t like them, to save you the money, if nothing else.

As always, comments, suggestions, criticisms, and concurrences are ALWAYS welcome!

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What I Read Today

Posted by: Dustin Christian  //  Category: DC

Still about a week behind, but I’m trying to catch up. This is what I got through today:

52 Aftermath: Crime Bible - 5 Lessons in Blood

First Lesson of Blood

A scholar writes a book denouncing the Crime Bible as a myth but seems to have far too much information. The Question (Renee Montoya) tries to find his connection to the Cult of Cain, or whatever they are calling themselves. I really enjoyed the writing in this, but it’s Greg Rucka, so no surprise there. From the ending and comments made to Montoya/Question, it seems like she will be learning one of the “Lessons of Blood” in each issue, possibly leading up to her being qualified to be a Priestess of Cain?

I seem to recall reading (possibly in 52) that this whole thing was started by Darkseid and some gangsters. I know next to nothing about the New Gods and all that, so it’s always possible that I’m missing something.

The good thing is that a friend has lent me all of the essential reading for Jack Kirby’s Fourth World, so I should be fairly knowledgeable soon. Try to be patient with me for now, and if you know of anything I missed here, let me know?

Action Comics 858

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Superman is called into the future to help the Legion of Super Heroes save the future, apparently contrary to the wishes of most of the Legionnaires.

I’m not a very big fan of the Big Blue Boyscout, so you may want to take this with a grain of salt. Right off the bat, I don’t like how Geoff Johns seems to be trying to return to the days of a “bumbling Clark Kent. Kent doesn’t need to be a laughingstock in order to protect the identity of Superman. Perry White’s comment that Clark’s only friend is Jimmy Olsen and that he needs to get out and meet more people seemed especially odd to me - the man is married to Lois Lane; he seems to have that interpersonal interaction down pretty well.

And I won’t even get into the fact that I’m totally confused about continuity. DC continuity in general is confusing; Legion continuity is totally FUBAR.

The art also really bothered me; there are just too many lines, especially on the faces. Even Jimmy Olsen and the teenage Clark Kent look like old men. Here, look:

Old Clark

Dude looks ancient!

On the bright side, it does look like we’ll be finding out what the deal was with the Legionnaires and the Lightning Saga in JLA and JSA.

There’s also a rather nice twist at the end regarding Superman’s powers.

Batman 670 (A Prelude to the Resurrection of Ra’s al Ghul)

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This is another run that I’m going to have to do some background reading on. I’ve never really had much of an opinion on Ra’s al Ghul, so I didn’t really care that he’s coming back, but I have alot of questions that I’d probably have the answers to if I’d read up on the Demon’s Head. Anyway, the show must go on.

This issue basically breaks down to Batman finding out that Ra’s is back. It opens with Talia’s henchmen apparently looking for Nanda Parbat, but I have no idea why. Should I? Would someone like to help me out here? I do like this game of shadows that al Ghul seems to be playing with Batman, I wasn’t even sure that he really was Ra’s al Ghul until the end. There was a very interesting reveal regarding Damien’s origins, intended purpose, and possible destiny at the end of this issue.

This crossover just might be enough to get me into Ra’s Al Ghul; this issue definitely has piqued my interest.

Countdown Presents Lord Havok and the Extremists

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I didn’t know who these people are, other than those guys who captured Bob the Monitor and Co. and told Monarch to shove his army up his ass. Nor did I really care who they were beyond that. I picked up this issue anyway, hoping to be surprised to actually find something worthwhile coming from Countdown.

The Extremist’s corner of the multiverse is a kind of obvious analogue to the Marvel Universe, down to the slight twist on Civil War, and I’m really not sure how I feel about that. On one hand, this issue gets points for familairity and showing these characters in a different light; on the other hand, it seems kinda lazy to basically just be reusing characters. Are they trying to make some kind of point and I missed it? Because I’m not seeing much originality so far.

After reading this issue, I’m really not sure if I care about this corner of the multiverse. I probably will pick up the next issue, though, to see if they’re actually going somewhere with this if nothing else.

Annnnd that’s all I got to today. I guess it’s sort of obvious why I’m a week behind on my readings.

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