Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions Week Two and Three Breakdowns
If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting and don't forget to tip your waitress!!
Due to popular demand - by which I mean that I wanted to do this and four people told me to go ahead - I’ll be breaking down the events of each week’s fight.
I already did Batman vs Iron Man in the comments to the Week 1 Results post, which means that I owe you Martian Manhunter vs Flash and Thor vs Spider-man, so let’s get those knocked out and get me caught up.
Flash vs Martian Manhunter
I see this as a mostly defensive fight, with neither fighter landing many blows due to Manhunter’s ability to become intangible and Flash’s ability to vibrate his molecules to the point that he is, in effect, also intangible. The result is a battle full of skillful attacks that simply pass through their target.
The climax of the battle comes when Flash vibrates the oxygen molecules at a sufficient speed that they ignite around the Manhunter, taking advantage of his weakness to fire. Manhunter - barely - keeps his wits about him enough to launch a psychic attack making Wally see his children instead of J’onn. Wally, distraught at the idea of setting his children on fire, drops his guard long enough for J’onn to put his intangible fist into Wally’s skull.
J’onn then simultaneously splays his fingers and makes them tangible, scrambling Wally’s brain and ending the battle.
Spider-Man vs Thor
Spidey has the speed advantage and uses it to its fullest extent. He uses his web to snag Mjolnir and yank it away from Thor, taking away the god’s most-utilized weapon. Spidey then outmaneuvers Thor, continuously moving in from seemingly random directions, landing a quick combo, then swinging, jumping, or flat out running away before Thor can throw a punch.
This works at first and it seems like Spider-man just might pull off an upset, but Thor gets in a punch every five or six times Peter comes in close and that starts to have an effect on Spidey - he gradually becomes slower and clumsier and his spider-sense gets more and more muted, giving Thor more opportunities to connect with his attacks and a chance to slowly edge closer and closer to Mjolnir.
By the time Thor grabs his hammer, Spidey’s taken a lot of hits and is almost out on his feet. It’s a simple matter for Thor to crush Spider-man’s head like one of Gallagher’s watermelons.
And that’s how I see it, folks. Do you agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments!
This will be a regular feature for the rest of the Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions. If the fights go the way I expect them to, the breakdown will most likely come with the announcement of the victor and the current standings. If there is an upset, the announcement and standings will go up first, followed as closely as possible by the breakdown.
Regardless, make sure to tune in every Monday and participate for your chance to win fabulous prizes!
Technorati Tags: Awesome Arena, Tournament of Champions, Martian Manhunter, Flash, Thor, Spider-man
Popularity: 11% [?]
Related Posts from the Past:
- Final Day of Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions, Week 1
- Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions Week 1 Results, Week 2 Discussion
- Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions Week 2 Results, Week 3 Discussion
- Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions Week Eight Results
- Awesome Arena Tournament of Champions Pool - Win Prizes!
If you enjoyed this post, please consider to leave a comment or subscribe to the feed and get future articles delivered to your feed reader.
Comments
Thanks! I wish I had some artistic ability so that I could have put together some panels of how I envision these battles going. I have a definite vision of a few pages of each of these battles, but I have no drawing ability at all.
Nice but if Thor ever crushed Spider-Man’s head like a watermelon then he ain’t really Thor is he? He’s more like Loki. Last I checked, Thor doesn’t kill other heroes. Beat down, okay fine. Enough ppl have a hard on for Thor lately (only his dad knows why) but to actually kill him. Nah… that ain’t right.
Flash vs Martian Manhunter
The moment J’onn reaches in and tries to scramble Wally’s mind, Wally does what every writer has mentioned, the DCU have noted, he hits the Speed Force and gives J’onn back what he has wanted since arriving to Earth. He takes J’onn home, back in time and helps J’onn save his planet and his people.
Wally wins.
You may be right; even lame-ass Clor could whoop Spider-ass!
Thor is capable of going into some berserker rages. It may not be as likely as it would be for someone like Hercules, but Thor getting a little too into a fight and crushing a head wouldn’t be completely out of the question.
Finally, there is one problem with your Flash theory - HE LOST!
Also, Wally has been depicted as so preoccupied with - and thus hampered in battle by - his kids that the shock of him thinking his kids were in danger (worse yet, BY HIM) may be enough to tip the scales against him in a battle that close.
In short, J’onn didn’t stomp a mudhole on Wally, he just got lucky. As I think either of them would have to be in order to really beat the other.
Also, just by fighting each-other most of these heroes are acting out of character. Thus, there’s already some bizarro crap going on.
I may be able to write up a story of why they’re consenting to even fight in this tournament in the first place, but it would be almost as lame as Countdown: Arena, so let’s not go there.



Awesome man. Exactly the type of write up I was looking forward to.