You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me
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You know, if I didn’t already think Countdown is one of the most ridiculous things to ever be published…
…this would convince me.
“Kill you to death” was funny the first few hundred times I heard it, but that was when i was eight. I mean, not only did people get paid for writing this crap, but at least four people had to have thought it was actually decent dialogue in order for me to be reading it now.
And these aren’t stupid, inexperience kids new to the industry. The people involved in this book are all industry veterans, repeatedly proven to be able to do amazing work.
That’s what really kills me about this crap. Any single one of the creators involved in Countdown could do better than this on their own, so why is it that, as a group,
they are putting out such complete and utter shit?
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It was starting to feel like it was getting better, but this is just crap.
They can do better, we all know that they’re capable of better. It’s almost insulting, really.
Perhaps you are not familiar with the Malaysian art of killing you to coma…or the equally mysterious killing you softly with his song.
Both methods are not well known by Western culture.
Okay Patrick, you’re new here so I’ll explain the rules - you’re not allowed to be funnier than me on my own site.
Why doesn’t Superman-Prime just, like, punch the Source Wall?
Punching walls works!
And there’s TWO walls now! Twice the excitement!!
I’ve had a tough time with Countdown lately. I’ll be happy when Final Crisis arrives and we’re back into normal comics again…I hope.