X-Men Messiah Complex: New X-Men Taste Like LAME
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I’ve decided to give the last two chapters of Messiah Complex their own posts, just because I can. I’m power-mad like that. I also don’t want my apathy for New X-Men to taint the final chapter.
As always, spoilers are quite possible, venturing into the range of probable, so spoiler-phobes who have yet to read New X-Men 46 should go read their comics before they read this post. I’m not hunting down the links to all the write-ups leading to this one, but the one before this is right here, and it has links to the ones before it. Right then, on with the show.
Right away, we find out both how and why Mystique took out Sinister – which is actually kinda genius – and why Mystique and Gambit have allied themselves with the Marauders. Something, especially Gambit’s remark that he is finally free of Sinister, makes me think that there is more to Gambit’s motives than saving Rogue, but he’s still redeemed a bit, at least in my eyes. Mystique is still crazy, though.
Sinister appears to be dead, as does Lady Mastermind, but we all know that Sinister will be back, possibly as soon as the climax next week. Mastermind, not so much.
The majority of this issue is one big battle, which is nice after all the talk and build-up. I also enjoyed the way that, every time the Marauders thought that they were being hardcore and were about to get some momentum, a member of X-Force took it just a little farther and was even more ruthless, shocking the hell out of the Marauders. I think I’m going to have to check out X-Force, it could be good. Or it could be totally ridiculous and seem like something Rob Liefeld would put out, but I’ll at least give it a chance.
Back to the comic, Cyclops shows up with the rest of the cavalry right when… it doesn’t seem like they were really needed. But they want to beat up Bishop, so I won’t complain.
Cable and Professor X show up as Gambit keeps Mystique from sacrificing the baby to save Rogue. Something tells me that Mystique misunderstood Destiny’s prophecy or vision or whatever. The baby probably does some kind of unconscious healing/resurrection thing and brings Rogue back, because X-Men thrives on that cliche crap. Professor X takes the baby and Gambit and Mystique stay with Rogue.
Back at the mansion, Predator X doesn’t eat any of the New X-Men, much to my disappointment. Prodigy thinks it’s because they fought back and Predator X is after weaker prey, but you and I both know that Predator X doesn’t like the taste of lame and went downstairs because even when injured, Nightcrawler is much cooler and thus tastier than the New X On The Block.
Pixie, because she’s a moron, teleports everyone to Alaska because X-23 hurt Predator X before and she surely doesn’t have anything better to do than bail them out again. I mean, it’s not like she’s trying to save the mutant race or anything, right?
The first thing that Predator X does is chomp down on a Marauder, because even nameless Marauder chicks that I’ve probably never heard of aren’t nearly as lame as New X-Men.
Professor X gives the baby to Cable who is about to jump into the future right when Bishop (whom I’d actually forgotten was there – I think he only shows up in one other panel all issue) shows up to kill the baby and Predator X shows up to eat the baby because even nameless babies aren’t nearly as lame…you get the idea.
To Be Concluded in X-Men 207!
THE BABY’S FATE DECIDED.
CABLE VS. BISHOP VS. PREDATOR X
THE END OF THE X-MEN
BE THERE!!!!
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Gah. Someone at Marvel needs to fuck up and send
AJ | January 19, 2008 | 6:56 pmGah. Someone at Marvel needs to fuck up and send out Chapter 13 a few days early.
Heh...I wish.
Crackerbob | January 19, 2008 | 8:25 pmHeh…I wish.
Okay so, I just spoiled myself, thanks to wikipedia. And..Good
AJ | January 22, 2008 | 4:20 pmOkay so, I just spoiled myself, thanks to wikipedia. And..Good God…theres going to be some yelling.
... and then, of course, I had to go look
Crackerbob | January 22, 2008 | 7:39 pm… and then, of course, I had to go look and spoil myself.
If that turns out to be true (which is entirely plausible, but we won’t know until Wednesday), it may break the internet in half, but I think it could be quite interesting.
Can’t wait for Wednesday!
I'm a spoiler whore, and wikipedia's been dead on with
AJ | January 22, 2008 | 7:50 pmI’m a spoiler whore, and wikipedia’s been dead on with all the early issue info (horray alliteration!), so methinks this might indeed be true.
Of course, I’ll keep my yap shut until tommorow. I’ll be back to discuss when I get the issue and can see it for myself!
I haven't even been looking at Wikipedia, other than to
Crackerbob | January 22, 2008 | 7:52 pmI haven’t even been looking at Wikipedia, other than to make sure I have my issue ordering right in these reviews, so I didn’t even know that they’d been posting advance information.
[...] Cable vs Predator X, because time travelers from the
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